HOW TO SPOT A NASCAR-BASED RAPTURE

While reports of an upcoming rapture were a bit premature, it's always a good idea to review the signs to be well-prepared. You'd hate to be in the middle of planning a successful NASCAR BBQ only to find out that the rapture will make your cookout plans moot. It's common knowledge that ancient prophecies predicted that a NASCAR-based rapture would come to pass, taking all the good drivers to a NASCAR nirvana and leaving only drivers ranked 26th and higher (marking yet another event where Joey Lo ...

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