TUMS FAST RELIEF 500 ODDS

Entertainment purposes only blah blah blah.Good, now that the disclaimer is out of the way, it’s time to look at Sunday’s race at Martinsville by the odds. There’s one main thing you need to know before hitting your ATM (to get food for the race, not to place any wagers unless you are in a state where such activity is legal):  Las Vegas is scared of Jimmie JohnsonIf every driver had an equal chance of winning the race, Jimmie Johnson would have a 2.3 percent chance of w ...

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THE PERFECT SPRINT CUP SCHEDULE

NASCAR recently announced its 2010 Sprint Cup schedule, which happens to look a lot like the 2009 schedule, which many people were not happy with. In wake of the announcement, my editor asked me to compose my dream Sprint Cup schedule. So I did. Before we get to it, you should know where I am coming from regarding my decisions.I believe the Sprint Cup Series is overexposed. The NFL is the sports juggernaut in this country. The end of every NFL season leaves football fans wanting more. You can&rs ...

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KYLE BUSCH AND JOEY LOGANO GET RAW

Racing fights stink. Fat-free muffins are more fulfilling. So let’s hope NASCAR's bad boy and boy wonder pick up some lessons from the good folks over at WWE. Kyle Busch and Joey Logano are set to host Monday Night Raw. The show airs Monday at 9 PM ET on the USA Network.  Let’s get the obvious jokes out the way:No, Brian Vickers won’t be forced to wrestle Busch and three other dudes with one arm tied behind his back.No, Joey Logano’s dad won’t be in a cage m ...

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SPRINT DRIVER MATCH

OK, this is cool. Sprint has produced an online game that asks you a series of questions to determine which driver you are most like. The questions, as evidenced by the image above, are silly. Yes, that ginger bread man is the definition of evil. But is he as vicious as the vampire bunny rabbit? These are the questions I found myself asking, and laughing about, while I played the game this morning. To play Sprint Driver Match go here.For the record, my match was Martin Truex Jr. Turns out nei ...

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WRECK OF THE WEEK: ASLEEP AT THE RACE

As someone who once fell asleep inside a strip club, I can't be too hard on the dude in this video. (For the record, I dozed off at the end of 36 straight hours of bachelor party decadence in Las Vegas. This was pre-Red Bull.) In any case, just because I have chosen to take it easy on Sleeping Beauty here doesn't mean his friends did. NASCAR Sleeper - Watch more Funny VideosRelated links:J.C. France cussing and fightingThree incoherent fansGoodbye, Jim BeamDrunk NASCAR commentatorsBig Mike an ...

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