OBAMA WHITE HOUSE TO ENLIST NASCAR FOR ANTI-TEXTING CAMPAIGN

Hey, you know how much you like it when the government tells you what to do? Well, the Obama administration is enlisting NASCAR in its latest campaign designed to help you become a better American. The target in this case is texting and driving. Per U.S. News & World Whatnot: "NASCAR has been in discussions ... for a possible distracted driving component in a campaign. This is still early stage, and a timeline for completion is still not yet confirmed," says the insider. The magazi ...

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NASCAR VISITS WHITE HOUSE

President Obama honored three-time defending Sprint Cup champion Jimmie Johnson and other drivers and past champions at a White House ceremony on Wednesday. Obama praised the drivers and called NASCAR "a uniquely American sport." The following are the president's remarks from the ceremony.OBAMA'S REMARKSTHE PRESIDENT: Good afternoon, everyone. Please have a seat. Welcome to the White House.You know, it is not every day that we have a championship stock car parked out on the South Lawn. ...

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LEAKED OBAMA NOTES FROM NASCAR MTG

On Wednesday President Obama is scheduled to meet with Jimmie Johnson, Mark Martin and several former NASCAR champions.  In an All Left Turns exclusive, we have obtained a senior-level staffer's notes to the president's speech-writing team.  These documents show the White House's attempts to get the president up to speed on stock car racing.   Talking Points for the President regarding NASCAR 1. Pretend it's the Chicago BullsPresident Obama is likely to be very bored ...

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WHITE HOUSE VISIT RESCHEDULED

Trouble with the law. Beers in the Rose Garden. Smashing up old clunkers. The White House has had a very NASCAR vibe to it recently. The timing was perfect for Jimmie Johnson and other drivers to visit President Barack Obama until bad weather intervened and the Pennsylvania 500 was pushed from Sunday to Monday, forcing the cancellation of the visit. Today White House spokesman Robert Gibbs said the meeting has been rescheduled for Aug. 19, which falls between the races at Michigan and Bristol. ...

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OBAMA NASCAR CONSPIRACY

We were tipped off by a source in NASCAR's Daytona Beach, Fla., headquarters that NASCAR and the Obama administration have been in contact at the highest levels. Thanks to a Freedom of Information Act request, we were able to gain access to the following letters. The following exchange of letters, which took on a more heated tone, took place this week following the LifeLock 400 in Michigan. ...

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