DRIVER RUNS OVER GOLFERS

Oh, no. Tragic news from the world of golf. Driver Denny Hamlin (seems he's been busy) ran over 30 golfers in his attempt to win the PGA Tour's FedEx Cup. "What - wait, hold on, which cup is this?" asked a visibly confused Hamlin. I got this story from The Onion, so it must be true. Confused NASCAR driver runs over 30 golfers in attempt to win FedEx Cup (The Onion) ...

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