LOLNASCAR: WHO’S THE BOSS?

 I would have done the exact same thing, LOLnascar.   Related links:Who you calling rookie?The Junior bailoutCalm down, DennyMark Martin and the InternetsBrad CauseawreckskiLa-la-la I can't hear youSay hello to my little friendThe 28-year-old virginEstrada!Another boring raceUnlike Juan Pablo Montoya, All Left Turns is beloved in SacramentoKanye interrupts Montoya television interviewHot moob actionKasey's missing Bud girlsThe Junior faceObama brings change Jeff Gordon can beli ...

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MENARD TAKES FLOPPER LEAD

Yo Paul, I'm really happy for you, and I'm going to let you finish, but Robby Gordon is the biggest FLOPPER of all time...We have witnessed a stunning turn in this season's race for the FLOPPER award. Robby Gordon is no longer eligible to defend his FLOPPER because he did not compete in Saturday's race at Richmond. Instead, he ran an off-road race in Nevada. The FLOPPER, of course, goes to the driver who competes in every race and amasses the fewest points.Is it possible that Gordon made this de ...

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ROBBY GORDON ATTEMPTING TO DEFEND HIS 2008 FLOPPER AWARD

It is the worst award in motorsports – the FLOPPER. Robby Gordon took home the hallowed prize in 2008 and he is on pace to do it again. He would be the first back-to-back title winner since Dale Jarrett accomplished the feat in 1988-89. For those of you who are not familiar, FLOPPER is the driver who:FinishesLast inOverallPoints whileParticipating inEveryRace After Bristol, we have had 24 races. So take a look in the dark, deserted part of the standings where the ghosts of David Stremme ...

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Robby Gordon Still First Loser After All!

The competitor who initially called Robby Gordon a low-down, dirty, cheating dog has formally withdrawn the protest filed in the wake of last weekend's Tecate SCORE San Felipe 250. As a result, Gordon retains his stranglehold on First Loser.On the plus side, Gordon's ... sterling reputation dodges this bullet and he emerges from this unseemly affair roughly intact; unfortunately, the absence of controversy and any publicity resulting therefrom disappears, sending Gordon back to crushing irrele ...

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Hey, Robby Gordon: Second Place is Still First Loser!

Last weekend, Robby Gordon finished second in the SCORE Trophy-Truck class of the Baja 250, an off-road race in Mexico's Baja California desert. Or maybe he didn't. Turns out, Mr. Gordon might have kind of, you know ... cheated just a wee bit.According to a press release at DirtNews.com, "several top racing teams" filed a protest against Gordon, saying that he took a four-mile shortcut in order to pass fellow competitor Ed Herbst, who claims to have witnessed ...

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