JOHNSON USES ‘MOST INFLUENTIAL’ TITLE FOR EVIL

Jimmie Johnson has been named the most influential athlete by Forbes Magazine. This honor is given to the athlete with the most likability, high awareness in the public eye and horseshoes wedged in uncomfortable places. Johnson beat out Tom Brady, Shaq, Michael Phelps and Dale Jr for this year's title.  Johnson wasted no time in wielding the power of his new position to issue a set of impossible demands. For those who thought Johnson's ego couldn't get any bigger after his Best Driver ESPY, ...

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