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This photo of Kyle Busch was taken at Las Vegas Motor Speedway, where Kyle has the power to summon storm clouds on command when the mood strikes him so.

We knew it! Thanks, LOLnascar.

Beating the best competition is hard; beating inexperienced competition is easy.  Kyle Busch is carving out a niche for himself by losing big titles (he missed the Chase for the Cup) and winning against lesser-experienced racers (recent titles include Pensacola's Snowball Derby and NASCAR's Nationwide Series.)  While he might not do everything it takes to win a Sprint Cup championship, he is gunning for several other titles. Here are five championships Kyle is gunning for in 2010:

Ben Franklin Middle School Soap Box Derby

This should be even easier than winning the San Bernardino County 200 (which Kyle won on Feb. 21, 2009). Kyle has ordered his team of NASCAR engineers to set aside modifying the No. 18 M&M car until they've completed work on his soap box derby racer. These middle school students offer very little competition, just the way Kyle likes it.

Sorry, little girl, for dragging you into our Kyle Busch mockery. You'll understand when you're older. You see, we need to make fun of, ridicule, mock and hate Kyle Busch because, well, who else are we going to make fun of, mock, ridicule and hate? Bobby Labonte? David Stremme? You, little girl? You ready for that kind of heat? Didn't think so.

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Everyone knows Kyle Busch has the hottest girlfriend on the tour. But did you know he's seeing someone on the side? It's true. Kyle Busch has captured Princess Peach. He only lets her out of his castle to stand by his side on race day. Who will save Princess Peach? Certainly not Kasey Kahne. He's happy being single. Certainly not Jimmie Johnson. He's married to a beautiful wife. It's going to take someone with pluck. Someone with determination. Someone with skill. Someone who might have a brother named Luigi. Max Papis, your princess needs you!

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