Sorry, little girl, for dragging you into our Kyle Busch mockery. You'll understand when you're older. You see, we need to make fun of, ridicule, mock and hate Kyle Busch because, well, who else are we going to make fun of, mock, ridicule and hate? Bobby Labonte? David Stremme? You, little girl? You ready for that kind of heat? Didn't think so.

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Everyone knows Kyle Busch has the hottest girlfriend on the tour. But did you know he's seeing someone on the side? It's true. Kyle Busch has captured Princess Peach. He only lets her out of his castle to stand by his side on race day. Who will save Princess Peach? Certainly not Kasey Kahne. He's happy being single. Certainly not Jimmie Johnson. He's married to a beautiful wife. It's going to take someone with pluck. Someone with determination. Someone with skill. Someone who might have a brother named Luigi. Max Papis, your princess needs you!

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Darrell Waltrip's man crush on Kyle Busch has spilled over from the television screen to foxsports.com, where he writes in a column, "I saw Dale Earnhardt when he was at his best; I saw Richard Petty, David Pearson, Cale Yarborough, Bobby Allison and Jeff Gordon all when they were at their best. I raced against them when they were at their best, so trust me when I say I know talent. I have to tell you, though: None of them were as good as Kyle."

Reason No. 714 to hate Kyle Busch: The time he spun out Dale Earnhardt Jr. with three laps to go while contending for the lead. It happened last spring at Richmond, home of this week's race. Busch called the incident (video below), "good hard racing."