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If NASCAR's town-hall meeting on Tuesday went anything like every presidential town-hall meeting in history, the transcript probably read something like this:

Chairman Brian France: Hello, drivers and owners. Thank you for being here. I would also like to thank Mike Helton, Steve Phelps, Steve O'Donnell, Robin Pemberton, John Darby and Jim Hunter for attending. Last but not least, thank you to his eminence, Dale Earnhardt Jr., for being here today.

Earnhardt Jr.: Town hall meeting? They told me there would be free pancakes.

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

France: NASCAR faces a number of daunting challenges. Today's forum is meant to provide a new form of communication between us. Does anyone have any questions?

Tony Stewart: Hi, my name is Tony Stewart. I am a humble, quiet man who owns and drives a race car. Goodyear Tires are awesome. How can we make them awesomer?