“I just got too tight up off the corner underneath the 22 (of Keselowski) there and got too close to him, got inside of his wake and I couldn’t get the car to turn so I ultimately got into him and spun him out.”– Kyle Busch after Kansas Lottery 300
Whether true or not, this reasoning for the wreck Saturday at Kansas Speedway sounds a lot like “the dog ate my homework.” We believe he can do better, so here’s a list of ten excuses he rehearse before the next time these two meet….
#10- “I had an empty can of NOS (Energy Drink) roll out from under my seat, and it got stuck beneath my brake pedal and the floor.”
#9- “The sun was in my eyes.”
#8- “My arm was itching. I think I caught poison ivy from Clint Bowyer.”
#7- “I swerved to miss a possum.”
#6- “I had a hot dog wrapper get caught in my grill, and my engine was heating up. I ran up behind the 22 to clear it, and my foot slipped off the brake.”
#5- “The M&M s stole my car, and they were driving it.”
#4- “Darn it! I was wracking my brain, trying to remember the second verse to ‘Workin’ For The Weekend,’ and ‘Whack’ there he was!”
#3- “The Galactic Empire pirated my radio and yelled “’Outside, outside!’”
#2- “The 22 was all over the track, and I had to swerve several times before hitting him.”
…and finally, the #1 justification for Kyle Busch wrecking Brad Keselowski out…..
“I thought Brad might want to beat the dinner rush at the Hollywood Casino’s Epic Buffet, so I thought I’d let him get a head start.”