Urban Dictionary: Butterface n. Girl who is hot, except for her (but her, butter) face

 

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Earnhardt is often referred to as Redneck Jesus on Urban Dictionary; this is not to be confused with NASCAR Jesus

The other 336 definitions all mentioned his rampant homosexuality

OK, here's one:

Moving on...

No mention about mouthing off to cops?

And then Ryan Newman rams you from behind

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OK, this one is kind of funny

Two for the fans...

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I always wondered what that was called. Thank you, Urban Dictionary.

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