YOUR GIRLFRIEND VS NASCAR

There comes a time in every race fan’s life when he must choose between his two passions: NASCAR or his Girlfriend. This chart might come in handy when you are forced to decide for yourself.



The tale of the tape doesn’t lie, NASCAR eeks out the victory by a nose. This news is sure to come as a shock to a nation of girlfriends. Those girlfriends should take heart in knowing that eventually their boyfriend would break their heart, just like Tony Stewart, Jimmie Johnson, Dale Earnhardt Jr and countless other drivers have broken theirs.

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